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18Jun/12

How to give a cat a tablet (manual for the people)

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Your cat became ill, he – high temperature, it is necessary to give him a pill:

1. Place the cat in left arm bent, as a child, and push yourself. Thumb and index finger cover cheeks and gently press on them. Tablet – in his right hand. Since the cat opens mouth, pill into.

2. Retrieve pill from floor. Repeat step 1.

3. Seek out the Cat in the bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from the pack. Cat – in the cradle of his left hand. At the same time, rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill right index finger. Close Kotu mouth, hold it and count to 10.

4. Remove the tablet from the chandeliers, and remove the cat from the cabinet. Call spouse from the kitchen.

5. Get on your knees. Cat – sandwiched between his knees. Hold the front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Ask spouse to hold head firmly with one hand Kota, and the second, with a wooden blade vigorously push pill into the throat cat and try to grind.

6. Retrieve cat from curtain rail. Take the next pill out of the package. Make note to buy new ruler and repair cornice curtain. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from the shelves and put then to glue them.

7. Wrap cat in large towel. Get spouse to lie on cat across to head just visible. Put pill in end. Get the cat’s mouth open with pencil and without removing the pencil, sprinkle in the powder.

8. Read the label on the packaging of tablets, make sure they are harmless to humans. Drink a glass of water, so as not to feel the taste of the drug. Grease a scratch on the arm of his wife. Remove blood stains from the carpet (cold water and soap). Retrieve cat from neighbor’s balcony. Get another pill.

9. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head. With Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Get spouse to make out a pen and tablet vsypte, rastёrtuyu into powder, into the body of the handle (like a tube). Vigorously blow into the mouth Cat.

10. Prepare a screwdriver and put cupboard door to the side. Attach cold cheek, and remember the exact date of vaccination against tetanus. Throw T-shirt and put a new one.

11. Call the fire brigade to retrieve cat from a tree. Understand the drivers of motor vehicles who among the participants hit the wall at home first, so as not to collide with the Cat. Take last pill.

12. Tie the front legs Kota strong rope and tie the leg of the table. Put on gloves. Force the cat’s mouth open with a small wrench. Push the tablet flat surface notch key Hold head vertically and pour half a liter of water to wash pill down.

13. Get spouse to drive you to the “ambulance” and sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. On the way back go to the furniture store to reserve a table.

14. Make sure that after treatment Cat on bed rest.